Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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