Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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