Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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