Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
