Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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