just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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