I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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