WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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