Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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