I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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