he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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