well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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