If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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