Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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