Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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