ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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