Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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