Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
