garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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