yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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