you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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