you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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