Dual....:-)
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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