We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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