If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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