Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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