did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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