we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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