Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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