It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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