Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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