coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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