His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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