Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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