You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have post one night stand depression
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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