am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
