Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
this boner is exhausting
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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