my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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