It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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