I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
