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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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