Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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