im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Christians are straight up FREAKS
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Randomize
