he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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