Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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