Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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