It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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