Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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