I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
