Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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