i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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